Accosted Last Night

I always brag about how safe it is here. Unfortunatly last night, on the way home from the State Game, I was walking past the Italian Restaurant and was accosted by this wild mexican woman and her sidekick. As you can see, she was disguised as a cross between a pumpkin and Dianna Ross. If you look closely, you can see that she is packing heat. I would guess at least 45 caliber. She insisted on taking some pictures at the Italian Restaurant. I did manage to escape with minor injuries. As I had been drinking and it was late at night, I decided not to report the incident to the Police. I just again want to warn everyone of the serious dangers of traveling outside the country.